Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai
nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!
English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota
hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata
Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare
paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know
Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana
chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!
True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive
without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and
the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo
naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!
Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi
nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!
What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time
but not Wine???
Its....Apni Yaari!!!
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar
to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor
hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!
Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose
such a SWEET friend like U
Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat
rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu
Jaan maange......Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
Dil ki hasrat zuba par aane lagi,
tumko dekha aur zindgi muskurane lagi,
Yeh dosti ki intehaa thi ya meri dewaangi,
Har surat mein surat teri nazar aane lagi!!
Sataayoge humko rulaaaogey humko,
magar kis tarah bhula paogey humko,
Khuda jaane kya haal hoga tumahra,
Jab gairo ki baaho mein paaogey humko
