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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi Ladka: Chandni chand se
hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti
samajh kar
Milna hai to mil isee duniya ke chaman main Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
Maine tujhe dekha, handle badal badal kar Tere
baap ne mujhe peeta, sandle badal badal kar
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka
pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de,
main ho gaye bachchon waali
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine
soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha
Na Samajhna
Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal
Gaya
----------------Starting : "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------ Wife
....Wife.......Wife......... 5' 6" jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Umar 22 se
27 ho, Aisi apni Wife ho. ------------ Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhir main sab kahe side
ho, side ho, Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho, Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho.
------------ Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho, Dinner kay time candle light ho, Hum me tum me kabhi
na koi fight ho, Milane ke baad dil delight ho, Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho", Aisi apni
Wife ho. ------------ kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho ------------
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho ay kaash,
kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho aisi apni wife ho! ----------------end of "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------
Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon
Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar
kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte
hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande
dikhaye, Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai
Mard taange waala Hoon main mard taaange wala Mujhe teacher kya
marega Main to hoon principal ka saaala
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh
chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ...
What's The Big-Deal ??
Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge,
sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya
police ka, mera baap mantri hai
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna
Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma
lag gaya
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii
dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Aaj phir aaye hitchkiyaan Dil-E-Nasaad mujhe Shayad us sokh ne bhul
e se yaad kiya mujhe
Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya Ab to chehra dikha do,
naya saal aaa gaya
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha Lo aaj main bhee
Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.
Jahaan gaaye the khushiyon ke taraane, Muqaddar dekhiye roye wahiin
par Hue masjid se Gum juute hamaare, JahaaN se paaye the, khoye wahiin par
Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera
peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho
Khud ko kar buland itnaa Kay Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche Aur
khuda tumse puche Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise
Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli,
Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri
Ko Select Kiya.
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye,
to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Teri zulf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar mudaa deeya to sawera ho jayega
Tere
ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya
Aasman se gira ek chaand
ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam,
Shaayar hue hain
Birdy, birdy in the sky Why you poo poo in my eye I didn't sigh, i didn't cry Thank God,
Cow's don't fly !
Apple kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata
hoon wife se
Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
Dharti
se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti
tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai.
Humne
bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum
pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
Itni
raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib Itni raat gaye kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib La, phawda muze de
de !!
Aur bhi bahut si cheezain lut chu-ki hai dil ke
saath Ye bataya doostoon ne ishq furmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane
se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"
Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya
Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno Mujhe shair nahi aata kisi
aur se suno.
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